Presidential Bake-Off Gets Heated

Michelle Obama and Anne Romney face off in this election season's cookie bake-off, a friendly competition hosted by Family Circle magazine since 1992. While both baking contenders are ladies first and First Ladies second, and their manners and sportsmanship above par, we can't help but imagine a little more spice in the rivalry, perhaps with some pre-event trash talking that sounds something like this ...

Inspired by the pictures above, Obama the Mama Drama rips into a cookie the shape of Romney's face only to spit it out, sneering. The Mormonater volleys back a taunting fist-shaped cookie, shouting, "Eat this!"

Or, perhaps the ladies simply share a friendly competition with polite smiles and inner seething like the rest of us. Who are we to know?