Politely Subversive Cross Stitch -- 'More Cowbell'

I've fallen in love with silly cross stitch, a thrifty and easy craft.
 
My first cross stitch ever--this "More cowbell" project was made without a pattern and cost less than 50 cents to complete. Add a simple frame, and I've got a unique gift that makes my favorite people giggle.
 
My next cross stitch project (again patternless) will honor that viral video victor, the honey badger, and it will serve as one of the best Christmas gifts I've ever given my brother. (But don't tell him, I want it to be a surprise!)
 
I'll cross stitch a two-tone honey badger body next to the words, "Honey Badger Takes What it Wants" ... because it does.